Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Conspiracy Query

















Porkchop: Things are going better than I coulda dreamed, GM. Phase Seven is complete. The LSD is working wonders on Harry Bloomy, just like you said it would, of course. All eyes are focused on the Goat Three Thousand. Ha! I've almost started to believe in it myself. I can't wait for Operation Sheer Bliss to start up next month. We've got the greedy bastards right where we want them. They all believe their broke but they can't live with anything less than paradise. GM, you are one great fucking genius. Before we teamed up I had my doubts. I thought you were just this spinach-smoking freak with a grudge against Archer Daniels Midland. Now you got me thinking maybe I oughta inhale some of those polyphenols too.