Friday, November 7, 2008

Where the hell are the real conservatives?

GOP -- that stands for Grand Ole Paranoia. Since when does being a conservative require such nastiness? There are lots of angry Republicans out there today. These are the right-or-wrong do-or-die dyed-in-the-wool partisan people. They're Nazties. The naztier the better. Obama doesn't believe in the sanctity of life, they claim. Therefore, expect summary execution of people blocking traffic or dawdling in line. Where is it written that to be a conservative you have to hate gays and that you have to refuse them rights afforded to straight couples? If gays want a fifty percent divorce rate like the straights, how does it adversely affect me? Will everyone go gay if we pass gay marriage? Will we stop having cute little babies? That's doubtful. Well, I just don't like 'em, they say. Yeah, how do you feel about ugly, pig ignorant, thieves and lie-abouts getting married -- does that make you happy, Mrs Republican? Do I really need to think about the sexual practices of my neighbors to approve of them as neighbors? Besides, how do the paranoiacs on the far out there religious-nut right know that straight people aren't having anal and oral sex? Should we break out the bedroom police to make sure? The whole thing against gay marriage makes no rational sense unless one admits that the GOP wants to be the party of hate, needs to be the party of hate in order to stay in office. But why do they want to be in office if not to be in bed with Big Business? And let me tell you, when Mrs. Republican gets in bed with Mr. Big Business, there ain't nothing she won't do. That goes for Mr. Republican too. They even like a three-way. They say screw traditional family values -- this is Business.

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